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Methods to kill a Lion |
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Posted By : Admin |
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Newton 's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.. Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .
Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
George bush method:
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and then bomb him!!!
Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run Lion tired and surrenders.
Ranil Wickramasingha's method:
Ask the lion to wait till he becomes president. Lion may wait another 15 years and finally commit suicide. |
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