| One liner Jokes |
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Normal Quaetions and Funny answers |
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Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
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"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"
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"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it."
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"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."
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"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."
"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"
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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months. |
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