Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining.

Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet

Sardar: why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

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One day a sardar is taking a walk with his three dogs.

A man comes and asks him, "Yaar! Your dogs are so nice and healthy. What are their names?"

So the sardar immediately answers, very Proudly,

"Harvinder Singh, Balvinder Singh and Sukhvinder Singh."

The man is impressed by the names and asks the sardar, "What's your name praji?

The sardar proudly replies, "Tommy

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.

Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.