PATIENT: doctor,i m seeing eveyone as double...
DOCTOR: dont worry..please sit on the chair...
PATIENT: which one doctor?????????

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Patient: Doctor, there’s something wrong with my stomach.
Doctor: Well, keep your coat buttoned and and nobody will notice it.

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Patient: Doctor, tell me the truth—am I going to die?
Doctor: Don’t be silly, that’s the last thing that you’re going to do.