Here is a letter written by a HR executive to his love:

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you
since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held
between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present
myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training
and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover
to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be
shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might
take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded
enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further
notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if
you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to
take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

Romeo