1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely
coincidental!

2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special
occasion?

3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human
race?

4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should
I improve your looks?

5. At least there's one thing good about your body.
It isn't as ugly as your face!

6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case
they're nothing!

7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your
head!

8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like
you.

9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from
home?

10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!

11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to
spreading ignorance?

13. Keep talking; someday you'll say something
intelligent!

14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to
you?

15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they
swing from them.

17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to
wind it up this morning.

18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!

19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad
shape the world is in.

20. He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar
territory.

21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's
handsome.

22. He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny,
it's a miracle!

23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?

24. He is living proof that man can live without a
brain!

25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the
last one to know.

26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a
blueprint to build an idiot.