Rajan visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all." *

*So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?" *

*God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes." *

*The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million Rupees?" *

*God replies "For me, a million Rupees is only five Paisa." *

*The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five Paisa please?" *

*God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!" *