It was the first day of the school year and the teacher was asking her first grade students their names.

 "What is your name?" she asked a little boy in the first row.

"Peter Break," the little boy gleefully answered.

The teacher said, "Young man, I don't think that's your name. Now, what is your real name?"

Again, the little boy responded, "Peter Break."

Frustrated, the teacher went to the principal's office and asked, "Mr. Jones, do we have a Peter Break here?"

The principal replied, "Heck, we don't even have time for a coffee break here!"